I HATE air planes

So I got back from Italy yesterday, Italy was fun by the way, and the ride back to LAX was hellish so lets call the flight number 666 (i don't know the actual flight number). So i walk on the plane and there is this weird smoke stuff coming out of the windows er something. Then a school group from Italy got on after us and it must have been there first time on a plane because they were talking the whole damn time and would not shut up like OMG not to mention they were kicking my seat! Then the kid next to me had the worst body oder ever like common girl your like 16 would it kill you to carry a stick of deodorant like damn girl i almost passed out. Then about an hour before we landed this guy was sitting there eating stinky eggs and you know what eggs smell like, yup you guessed it sulfuric acid, so I'm in this seat and the wind picks up and now I am in an absolute panic LOL. finally the guy stopped eating the damn egg and the plane landed, finally! But anyway Italy was really, really fun but just planes yuck!!!