If we were drunk I would...
 Try to fight you
 hug you, uncontrollably cry and continuously say "I love you man"
 vomit on you and pass out
 we don't drink
 tell you my complex back story
 awkwardly flirt with you
 leave to try and get laid
 walk up to you and burp
To me you are...
 Sexy as hell
 pretty cool
 Really cool
 not cool
 That guy
If we went on a date...
 Treat you with class
 take you to a disco
 get all "touchy feely"
 spend the entire date using bad pick up lines
 attempt to cup a feel
 try to impress you and inevitably fail
 Look at you saying "I can't believe I got this far..."
 Date you
 hang out with you
 beat the crap out of you
 show you these amazing new shoes that I got for only $17.99
 sell cocaine to bail you out of jail
 take a bullet for you man
 bail you out of jail
 kill you
 Grab you by the shoulders look you deep in the eyes and whisper, "What the actual frick man?"
If you looked out the window at midnight I would...
 hold a boom box out over my head and play a romantic song
 be hiding the bushes
 passed out drunk in a pile of my own vomit
 be singing Hungry Like the Wolf
 Try to explain to you why I am naked and holding a gas can full of live bats
 throw random stuff at your window
 stay for a while staring
 Repost this in your journal so I can comment
 Talk to me
 NOTICE ME SEMPAI!!!!
 Go KICK SOME ZOMBIE BUTT!!
 -n't have done that Dave
 learn how to speak Spanish.
 Get off of DeviantART  You need to hug me